A caller of mine sent me a voicemail he received today:

Here is the transcript if you prefer to read it:

Hi, this is Kelley calling from your CVS pharmacy.
I’d just like to let you know that your anal wart removal cream, your buttplugs and your Viagra are now in.
And we also got those extra-small condoms that you needed.
So please go ahead and let me know when you’ll be coming in so I can set those aside for you.
Thank you and have a great day!

 

Yep must be one of my guys…

Too bad CVS doesn’t carry chastity devices…

Lady Sascha makes you buy extra small condoms